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AKA – “Hamburglar”
Crime- Probation Violation: Seen with Notorious Burger Thief Hamburglar
Bob Conigliaro aka “Hamburglar” has been charged with probation violation after being seen with notorious burger thief Hamburglar. The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Countryside Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. Mr. Burglar was at the mall with one Mayor McCheese, reported the Clearwater Police Chief. This is a clear violation of the terms of his parole. He is not allowed to associate with any known criminals, nor is he allowed to be anywhere near hamburgers until a judge rules otherwise.
Bob Conigliaro has been employed with Caspers for 44 years. As with 85% of all company management, he learned the business from the entry level. Nineteen years were committed to restaurant operations, where he began volunteering in the schools as time permitted on days off. November 1994, he was promoted to Community Relations Manager for the company and in 2001 he was awarded the Vice-President title. He has reduced his job description to two words: “Generate Happiness.”
Most importantly, he has a bride of 37 years, two daughters age 33 and 31, and a son age 28. He enjoys hunting, fishing, family time, and is a Tae Kwon Do black belt.
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