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AKA – “Mr. Wonderful”
Crime: Obsessive Control Syndrome
David Haass aka “Mr. Wonderful” has been charged with obsessive control syndrome. He is the COO of Elite Insurance Partners in Clearwater, Florida.
David Haass is charged with being so obsessive that he created a company operating system that only he knows how to use. Many have said this disorder has led to Haass being charged with impersonating pioneers in the tech industry such as Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. Haass has been known to use 3 responses to everything and so often so, that office jingles have been created; called Refresh, Reboot, and User Error. When he’s not working, Haass can be found on the golf course with a basketball just so he has a reason the ball doesn’t make it in the hole!
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