Brenda “Queen Chasco” Glass and Adam “King Pithla” Shoemaker
AKA: The Hors D’oeuvres Hoarders
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Bail Amount:
$3,000
Wanted for:
Grand Theft Appetizers
King Adam and Queen Brenda are wanted for the heinous crime of hoarding hors d’oeuvres. They’ve been seen attending all charity fundraisers, nonprofit events and ribbon cuttings throughout Pasco County, hovering near the hors d’oeuvres. Witnesses state that appetizers disappear quickly when the duo arrive; some even claim they’ve seen the King and Queen sneaking food out with them as they leave. When questioned, Adam and Brenda responded that they didn’t want to have to eat at home or buy groceries.
Shoemaker and Glass were crowned the King Pithla and Queen Chasco at the 2026 Chasco Fiesta, which celebrates the outstanding contributions made by community members of Pasco County.
Brenda Glass is the owner of Superior Planning/Site Selection and has worked to attract and develop future leaders to help strengthen Pasco County.
Adam Shoemaker is marketing director and clinical liaison for Life Care Center, where he advocates and serves as a voice for the senior population of Pasco County.
Help Adam and Brenda raise funds for Wheelchairs 4 Kids, a nonprofit dedicated to improving the lives of children with physical disabilities. Make a donation to their campaign to help these criminally-good felon make their bail!
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