Bail: $3000.00

 AKA – Scary Carrie and Bad Ass Barb “The Malicious Mamas”

Crime: Caught red-handed with their hands in deep pockets!

Carrie Root and Barbara Hoffman AKA Scary Carrie and Bad Ass Barb “The Malicious Mamas” have been pilfering the pockets of local businesses, their friends, themselves, and each other for most of their adult lives. Unusually ethical for criminal behavior, these Malicious Mamas modeled their fearless quests after Robin Hood, with stolen riches turned to honorable causes. Their signature statement, earnestly declared during pocket pilfering, quotes Dr. Seuss: “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” Beware of the Malicious Mamas…they always get their way.

Please reach deep into your own pockets to help bail out Carrie and Barb! Friends let friends sit at bars, but NOT behind bars!