Constance “Branding Boss” Nance

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Bail Amount:
$2,500

Wanted for: Excessive Brand Awareness & Aggravated Community Enthusiasm

Constance Nance is wanted for the crime of excessive brand awareness and aggravated community enthusiasm. After years of convincing people to attend events, buy merch, and take “just one more picture,” authorities have finally had enough. Constance has been charged with:

• Excessive use of branded swag.
• Turning every gathering into a marketing activation.
• Believing every event needs a bigger banner.
• Encouraging way too much fun.
• Possession of hundreds of koozies with intent to distribute.

Her sentence? Raise $2,500 for Wheelchairs 4 Kids or remain behind bars!

Hi, I’m Constance!

While this is my first year participating in this fundraiser, the mission couldn’t be more personal.

My grandmother spent much of her later life in a wheelchair, and watching her navigate everyday life gave me a deep appreciation for how something many of us take for granted—mobility—can truly change everything. Every child deserves the freedom to play, explore, and experience life without unnecessary barriers.

When I learned about Wheelchairs 4 Kids and the incredible work they do providing wheelchairs, home and vehicle modifications, and other life-changing equipment for children with physical disabilities, I knew this was a cause I wanted to support.

So I’m asking my friends, family, coworkers, and partners to help “bail me out” by making a donation. Together, we can make a real difference in the lives of these amazing kids.

Help me beat the charges—and help give a child the freedom to roll toward their dreams.

Constance is the Marketing Director for Pepin Distributing.

Help Constance raise funds for Wheelchairs 4 Kids, a nonprofit dedicated to improving the lives of children with physical disabilities. Make a donation to her campaign to help this criminally-good felon make her bail!

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