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AKA – “Big Foot”
Crime: Vehicle Overcompensation
David Haass aka “Big Foot” has been charged with vehicle overcompensation. He is the COO of Elite Insurance Partners in Palm Harbor, Florida.
Haass is the #1 offender of destroying the planet with his carbon footprint due to the size of his truck. His truck is so massive he has a special parking spot that is meant for 2 F150’s.
Yes, he even has his own personalized sign marking his spot, in a public parking lot. He was seen by employees hammering the sign into the ground himself! This truck gets 2 miles per gallon!!! He even has to call ahead to the gas station to preorder extra gas every time he fills up his tank. As if Haass doesn’t toot his own horn enough, he makes this gigantic beast honk remotely from his office, at people as they walk by. Haass’ truck is so massive; his very petite girlfriend has to climb on his shoulders just to get in it. David isn’t seen in the gym anymore; his workouts now consist of pull ups/lifting himself into his truck.
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