Matt “The Kid” Anselmo

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Bail Amount:
$3,001

 

Wanted for: Holding Hostages

Matt Anselmo, aka “The Kid” is wanted for holding customers hostage by forcing them to listen to his dad jokes before receiving their estimate. The Kid continuously is also known to force his coworkers to listen to the same “jokes” before he tells them to his daughters. Exhausted by constant eye-rolling, Matt is in search of someone who appreciates good humor.

Anselmo is an Estimator for Team Farrell, Tampa Bay’s highly reputable and trusted general contractor for Kitchen and Bathroom Remodeling, Additions, Renovations, and an array of Home Service needs.  

Help Matt raise funds for Wheelchairs 4 Kids, a nonprofit dedicated to improving the lives of children with physical disabilities. Make a donation to his campaign to help this criminally-good felon make his bail!

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